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The Register, Friday, July 3rd, 2026

User Swore Hacker Called General Failure Had Invaded His PC

Vol 340 · Issue 1 · 2026-07-03

A VP mistook a disk error message for a hacker named General Failure infiltrating his computer.

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The Register, Thursday, July 2nd, 2026

Hackers Shoveled Snow for Company, Were Rewarded With Network Admin Access

Vol 340 · Issue 1 · 2026-07-02

Red teamers gained network admin access via social engineering and physical security gaps at a client site.

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The Register, Monday, June 29th, 2026

Sysadmin Broke Hardware Worth More Than He Made in a Month - and Lied His Way Out of the Mess

Vol 340 · Issue 1 · 2026-06-29

A junior sysadmin dropped an expensive SCSI drive and fabricated a fault story to avoid consequences.

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