The Register, Friday, March 13th, 2026
Blustering Blackbeard's PC Was All At Sea, Sysadmin Got Him Shipshape In Seconds
Have you tried turning it on, never mind off and on again? This week, meet a jolly reader we'll Regomize as "Roger" who thinks he may have broken our record for fastest tech support resolution, which we believe currently stands at 8.5 seconds.
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